It's about time..
As you can see my layout is abit FCUKed up.. I've moved to Mushroom Lover Part II.
YAYY!!
And now I feel motivated, inspired dan sebagainyaaaa~
Bye bye BLOGSPOTTTT!!
I love Mushroom soup. I like my skabetti with Mushroom. I love shitake Mushroom and Mushroom ship. I prefer my well-done Steak with Mushroom sauce. I like Mario Cart's Mushroom Cup. Therefore, I'm a Mushroom Lover!!
As you can see my layout is abit FCUKed up.. I've moved to Mushroom Lover Part II.
Assalammualaikum dear readers..
I don't know what to do with my Saturday night so I decided to spend it with Mushroom lover and cruising through blogs. Ok, I was suppose to go for a massage ('cos my body hurts like hell) but the thoughts lingered in my mind for too long that when I called the spa, it was already fully booked. Fickle. Spare me the lecture. Hmpf.
I was reading today's paper as I flipped through the pages, I said to my Dad "Pa, inda siuk ceritanya ari ani" and kept on flipping through the pages (I was actually plain lazy).. until I found this:
I shrieked and gasped and made that "awww" and "oohh-ahh" expression: "Pa, I want this!!" Look at the cute tail and those *sigh* eyesss. And of course the heart-shaped marked on her fur. Sighh. Sabar saja. If only.. If onlyyyyyyy~~ If having it is out of the question, I would love to fly to Japan and just sit there and look at it for 15 minutes. Jangan tah batah. Limablas minit saja! Pasal nya this rare-breed-furry Chiwawa (Yes! It's a Chiwawa!) lives in a pet shop. Bebau bah pet shop ani! Tahan tia kan duduk sana 15minit meliat kuyuk! Before that, if jadi ke Jipun ani, if jadi lah, I think I better stuffed my luggage hand-carry with gloves. In case (in case of emergemency), I wanted to touch it bah. Inda pulang ada difference tu, but at least menjangkau nya urang tua-tua. Biar inda kepunan. What you reckon?! I RECKON SOIII!!!
So cemana ni? I've always been crazy about dogs. I want a puppy just like Jessica Simpson's or a Chiwawa would be great, yang bukan furry yang macam Paris Hilton's Tinkerbell bah. Haihhhh, sia sia punnnnnn. I remember when I was in Brisbane, I used to mengampu arah urang putih yang bejalan-jalan di Southbeng or Sunnybeng (Damn, I miss Sunnybeng) dangan kuyuk durang yang macam mop, yang banyak bulu dan bermacam-macam lagi macam. I used to tell the owner "Your puppy's soooo cuteeee~~" but as it came closer, I had to keep my distant. Karang inda pedah-pedah besamak. Tepaksa mengambil tanah dari si Noel! Hahaha, hey you.. Remember that?!!! Hahaha, plissssssssss~~~
So..
Dear Hearty-Chiwawa,
You're definitely 0n my unaffordable wishlist.
Abeden..
baik jua kau inda halal, baik jua kau di Jipun.
Selamat usin ku dalam beng!
Lots of love,
Marha
Yes people, I can't barely breathe. Nope, bukan pasal I've been striving to survive working in the 'factory' pasal kengalihan. Bukan keh. I've been getting nasal discomfortness since the last 2 days. By nasal I mean nose and by discomfortness I mean itchy! Itcy nose! Napa ya ahh?? Hmph. Indakan kan becheck idung. Ada kan? YES of course ada! Silly Marha, what's up with you? Eh, gatal bah gatal!!! *rub nose vigorously macam Meredith Grey masa ya kan beputung appendix on season 3*
Ani kahhhh????
Atau ani kahhhh??
I reckon 'ani kah!!'. Huhu. I choose R2D2. Pasal ya kiut! Tapi kan lawa jua yang sorang amas atu. I reckon I want R2D2 in gold please. Thanks! Bulih kah? Jangan tah banyak 9 carrot saja. Carrot?? ;p Ok, why do I have these two 'people' in my post? Sebabnya durang ani robot! Lagipun robot dari Star Wars. Ertinya: COOL! Back to robots.. Sebab yang sebanarnya: I FEEL LIKE A ROBOT! Execpt that I haven't being programmed properly. Banarr! Sejak keraja ani macam robot rasanya. And you would think that I don't enjoy my work kan?? Umm.. let's not put it that way, shall we? I do feel like a technologist in the morning. Udah patang macam robot tia except that I smile and I breathe oxygen and I walk like a human. Pokoknya inda entirely macam robot lah. Robot in a way, keraja saja macam robot. Macam keraja kilang ada jua. Huhu. That's why kalau urang tanya "Marha, apatah keraja ah??" I would go.. "Umm, pagi I'm a lab technologist. Patang, I'm a factory worker". Seriously, inda pandai tuhus samples ahh. Ramai juaaa penduduk Brunei ani ahh.
But it's very interesting to know about the patients' case. And this morning ada yg kan cuba bunuh diri! Cholorox and Paracetamol consumption! *GASP* Subahanallah. Baik jua selamat benyawa benapas apa.. Tapi let me give you some tips. The most effective way for suicidal is to consume.. *secret* Karang kana banned blog ku ani ngajar urang bunuh diri tia pulang. But seriously, why would you wanna do that? Inda sayang kan nyawa jua. I know life gets shitty MOST of the times tapi.. bunuh diri? Kes buang kes jua tu! Eh, adang tah pasal bunuh diri.
So cemana ni? Macam cemana? I heard that most Brisbanians are coming back. And oh! Happy Belated Birthday, Mirul!!!! Di message inda menjawap! BUKAN ADA $49 CAP KAN DI SANA ATU??!!! Kemana tia promotion ahh??!! Marah jua. Hehe. Siuk kaliahh sana sampai seribu tu credit ulihnya!! SIUKKK EHH!! Anyway, to Mirul: Adang memburuk. Adang meng-gamok. Adang mengamok. Karang jadi nyamok!! ;p
Okaylah. I hungry. Selly Welly: I haven't heard anything from you. Where you?
Sekian. Wabillahhitaufiqwalhidayah wasalammualaikum warahmatullahhiwabarkatu. Taqzimussalam. (Eseh! Macam urang bagas benasyyid)