barely breathing.. baca ABIS (mcm 'poop'soil ;p)

Yes people, I can't barely breathe. Nope, bukan pasal I've been striving to survive working in the 'factory' pasal kengalihan. Bukan keh. I've been getting nasal discomfortness since the last 2 days. By nasal I mean nose and by discomfortness I mean itchy! Itcy nose! Napa ya ahh?? Hmph. Indakan kan becheck idung. Ada kan? YES of course ada! Silly Marha, what's up with you? Eh, gatal bah gatal!!! *rub nose vigorously macam Meredith Grey masa ya kan beputung appendix on season 3*

Yessss!! Cematu tah gatalnya tuuuu. GATALLL!!

What's really annoying is when the itchiness strikes especially when I'm working. Payah jua tuuu. Kalau keraja upis mana saja. Dapat lagi ngambil tissue kah, ke jamban kah apakah.. but this one.. keraja kilang kaliahh. Huhuhuhu. Majalll!!! Kalau kan ngambil tissue banyak lagi procedurenya tu apa tah lagi kalau kan ke jamban.

*rub nose*

*coughs*

Ok, I think I better get it check. Inda cali ni sampai batuk ah. Nasal discomfortness, indeed.

Eh anubah.. just a thought, masa ani macam-macam 'court' udah ada ahh. Tennis COURT. Food COURT. Furniture COURT. I mean COURT furniture. Bulih buat kadai namanya "Court Furniture Shop" or "Food Court Restaurant" kah?

KES MAJAL!

Oh, and Jeeah actually explained that court ani ertinya basar as in terbuka bah. Hmm.. banar jua ahh. Huhu. I feel you for having a dumbass sister ;p Abeden, padang atu? Field court?

Majal jua udah tuuu ;p

*rub nose more*

Rubut!!

Ani kahhhh????

Atau ani kahhhh??

I reckon 'ani kah!!'. Huhu. I choose R2D2. Pasal ya kiut! Tapi kan lawa jua yang sorang amas atu. I reckon I want R2D2 in gold please. Thanks! Bulih kah? Jangan tah banyak 9 carrot saja. Carrot?? ;p Ok, why do I have these two 'people' in my post? Sebabnya durang ani robot! Lagipun robot dari Star Wars. Ertinya: COOL! Back to robots.. Sebab yang sebanarnya: I FEEL LIKE A ROBOT! Execpt that I haven't being programmed properly. Banarr! Sejak keraja ani macam robot rasanya. And you would think that I don't enjoy my work kan?? Umm.. let's not put it that way, shall we? I do feel like a technologist in the morning. Udah patang macam robot tia except that I smile and I breathe oxygen and I walk like a human. Pokoknya inda entirely macam robot lah. Robot in a way, keraja saja macam robot. Macam keraja kilang ada jua. Huhu. That's why kalau urang tanya "Marha, apatah keraja ah??" I would go.. "Umm, pagi I'm a lab technologist. Patang, I'm a factory worker". Seriously, inda pandai tuhus samples ahh. Ramai juaaa penduduk Brunei ani ahh.

But it's very interesting to know about the patients' case. And this morning ada yg kan cuba bunuh diri! Cholorox and Paracetamol consumption! *GASP* Subahanallah. Baik jua selamat benyawa benapas apa.. Tapi let me give you some tips. The most effective way for suicidal is to consume.. *secret* Karang kana banned blog ku ani ngajar urang bunuh diri tia pulang. But seriously, why would you wanna do that? Inda sayang kan nyawa jua. I know life gets shitty MOST of the times tapi.. bunuh diri? Kes buang kes jua tu! Eh, adang tah pasal bunuh diri.

So cemana ni? Macam cemana? I heard that most Brisbanians are coming back. And oh! Happy Belated Birthday, Mirul!!!! Di message inda menjawap! BUKAN ADA $49 CAP KAN DI SANA ATU??!!! Kemana tia promotion ahh??!! Marah jua. Hehe. Siuk kaliahh sana sampai seribu tu credit ulihnya!! SIUKKK EHH!! Anyway, to Mirul: Adang memburuk. Adang meng-gamok. Adang mengamok. Karang jadi nyamok!! ;p

Okaylah. I hungry. Selly Welly: I haven't heard anything from you. Where you?

Sekian. Wabillahhitaufiqwalhidayah wasalammualaikum warahmatullahhiwabarkatu. Taqzimussalam. (Eseh! Macam urang bagas benasyyid)

I'm going crazy~~

My holiday has officially ended last Monday. Oh boy, I went crazy window shopping and all before entering the 'so-called' new world. Bluergh. So I reported duty on Tuesday, 19th June 2007, a date to remember. Remember~ Remember~ The 19th of June-er~ ;p Macam V for Vendetta bah. Remember~ Remember~ The 5th of Decem-ber~ Huhu.

Anyway, how's work?

It was hectic. Since I was placed to a very heavy section of all sections in the lab business, work was none stop. I've been getting back pain sebabnya sangal bediri saja. I couldn't sit. As in inda dapat duduk, bejalan PUN inda dapat.. or inda SAMPAT? The samples just kept on coming and coming. Sighhh. I never seen that much samples ever in my entire life!

Enough of that.

Bari sakit pala saja.

Oh, I went to JPMC to get my on-call cheque. YAY! It was more than I expected. Alhamdulillah. Not bad jua ahh. But ngalih wahhhh on-call atu. Sighhh, I somehow miss that place. It's clean, it's sunyi.. Hmphh. And the ocean view from the lab. Haiihhh. Sot-ba-ro saja.

I dropped by at the lab and they were complaining that they were supa-dupa busy last week. Huhu. Sorryyyyy~ Banar jua ah, cuti skulahhh. Gud thing I was on 'holiday'. Selamat. Selamat. But yeah, I miss that place.

And oh nooo.. tomorrow's Saturday right??

I'm off to bed and yeah, it's damn early. Need that extra energy for tomorrow.

I'm praying.. inda banyak urang ke clinics or hospitals. Sihat-sihat tah kamu, k. Makan vitamin C banyak-banyak and other supplements, k.. ;) Banyak-banyak senaman, k. Huhuhu.

Happy weekend. As for mine, I'm gonna spend it in bed.

Huhu.

SO CANA NI??!!

Caustion: This post, to some degree, bagi teseliur ni.

My current-favourite question is SO CANA NI??!! Even my 9 year-old cousin got sick of it, he almost cried! Inda main-main ni. He ALMOST cried! Hehe. I can be such a bad teaser especially when it comes to kids (7-11 years old). Nyaman rasanya mendangar durang menangis atu bah. Macam.. YES!! I WINN!! Huhuhuhuhu. Ok, melarat. Sorry.

It has been a good/bad week for me. I've been eating and eating and eating. Went to Labuan for 2 days and did nothing but EAT and SLEEP. Have to blame it on the migraine. Migraine? Because of the heat bah. Hangatttt, danggg.. Therefore, kalau migraine, misti makan and sleep. DAT WHY!! I even slept in the afternoon. Uhuh, it's that bad. Lagipun kan, kalau di Labuan inda makan, rugi basar. Nini masak nyaman kaliahh.. Dishes inda alang-alang. Mau jua meriah tu. Lauk dua tiga macam jenis masakannya. Hayam ada jua. Daging ada jua. Sayur pun dua jenis masakan. Haihhhh CANA?? Misti jua makan banyak tu. Mun indaaa.. *whispers* rugi. And then on the day we left, gatal lagi ke pasar tu membali Tau Fu Far.. Sebungkus sorang! Minum panas-panas.. Imagine.. HEAVEN jua tuuu. Apam balik nya lagi! Damn son eh! Nipis lagi tuuu, murah lagi tuu, NYAMAN lagi tuu.. Aduiii.. Baik jua inda beumbak basar bah. Mun indaaa, no need to say ahh..

Got back home from the trip and I promised myself that I won't have dinner since I was damn-full. Sekali.. mum made a small-feast which include LAMB! Lamb Quzzi/Kuzi? So CANA NI?? RUGI jua inda kan makan tuu. Yes, inda lagi dapat bedisiplin udah mendangar lamb atu.

And then today, my mum masak meriah again for lunch. Sighhh. And then I decided to skip dinner since I had fries and onion rings (MANNN). Mula-mula kan menyacap saja. And then when I saw the food.. and mum was like "makan sikit saja, jangan tah banyak".. Without thinking twice, cuci tangan and mengaut nasi slajur. So CANA NI?? I think I need work to stress me up, for me to move around pun. I don't need to gain anymore pounds. I can't. Barat rasanya bah. It's not that I wanna be skinny (EWW!). I just wanna feel light and fit since I haven't been doing any cardio/weight-lifting/pilates/sebagainya and going to the gym is out of the picture. So CANA NI??!!

So sleeeppppyyyyy. Hmpf.

One fine day at RIPAS, I spotted this.. The first thing that came across my mind was "Eh, cana bulih kana tampal mailbox pulis ani di sini?" Besamut-samut lagi tu..


Few days after that, while searching for a parking at THE MALL, I spotted the same thing except that it didn't have any ants on it. Ehmm.. untuk apakan bendalah ani?

Another few weeks after that, ada lagi bendalah ani.. Somewhere around DELIMA SQUARE. Luruskan tu? Yang siring waho, teguh raya, sebagainya atu bah.. Lurus kan tu?

Iatah my point is.. apa gunanya mailbox pulis ani kan? It's everywhere! Apa gunanya sebenarnya ni kan? It is a mailbox? Tampat urang bai surat arah pulis kah? My brother fooled me and he said dalam atu ada pistul! PLISSS!! And after a serious discussion he didn't sound convincing at all. He sounded like he was just fooling me around.. again! Knowing how gullible I can be. Nya dalam atu ada buku untuk buat report. Kalau emergency case, pakai buku atu jua kan? Cubatah? Baik tah telipun selajur kan. Until now, it remains a mystery for me everytime I have a look at this thing. Membari musykil bah. It's everywhere!

I don't have any plans for tonight. Sad kan? But it's true. I don't feel like going out too. The weather is more like memburuk-dalam-katil-sorta weather. So, I guess I'm gonna do that soon and treat myself, watching DVDs.

Ah oh, I had the weirdest-funny dream. I dreamt of Dr. Bailey! Enough said! Hehe.

Anypants, have a good weekend everyone. Oh, why don't you spend it with F4 (Fantastic 4)? I watched it and I almost cried over it but I loved it. No, bukan pasal ya bagi nangis. Pasalnya..

(1) It's sooo simple macam simple life.
(2) The plot is sooo cheesy macam makan keju. Tapi siuk!
(3) The storyline is easy to understand macam ABC. Ais Batu Campur!

Liat saja, k.

Ehhh, it's mid June already. Dear Brisbanians, good luck with the exams. I know it's time for you to hate uni kan? It's the time of the semester. Relax saja. It's gonna be over soon and you'll be back! YAY! Especially to Mammat, Nadeya, Atoi & Nawi.. my prayers of you! BEST OF LUCK! Aren't you guys excited? ;)

Hannah Bananaaa~~

Happy Birthday to Hannah who's turning 2 today! More reasons for you to be lating and girly this year. Ganya jua dua taun! Her recent obsession is bepacar! Bulih dua tahun, udah tau kan pacar?! Sukaaa lagi tuuu. Wait til you get older, my child. Huhu. And her favourite song is Mr. Sun~ Hehe. I really miss this kid. Sighh..

Ok, let me ask you a question.. Am I police-material? Ada macam watak pulis kah? Serious bah? Honest bah? Hehe. I went to Ong Sum Pink to claim my medical results (Yup, jangan beranti. But at least it's all done now. Alhamdulillah), the nurse thought that I was a police! Hehe. I just laughed 'cos I can't imagine myself being a bagok! Hehe. Sorry Bang, if you're reading this. But banar jua tuuu. Cuba tah. Di mana ya tepikir atu kan. I said to the nurse with a giggle, "Kalau pulis, baikkk". No, I wasn't being sarcastic. Banar . Promise. I was imagining myself being a police. Siuk pulang tu. At least udah pinchin ada kan di tunggu kannn.. I wish I was tough enough to be a police though. Ani rambut lagi payah-payah kan mengunting buntak, cana kan jadi pulis ni??!! Hehe.

Lis Lis Lis.. siapaa jadiiii.. Puu.. lisss??!!

Gok Gok Gok.. siapaaa jadiii.. Baa.. gok?!!

Ri Ri Ri.. siapaa jadiii.. Penn.. cuu.. rii?!! (3 suku katanya! Hehe)

Kalau pulis and pencuri, I'd rather be pulis. Kalau bagok and pencuri, I'd rather beeeee.. ummm.. pencuri! Huhu.

To Abang and rakan sebaya.. *tabi*

Happy Koala

Oh boy, I slept for 12 hrs and no I didn't sleep in. I slept early last night. Macam urang bekeraja jua. You must be thinking why I'm not working yet. Huhu. I haven't report to MOH because of the bloody medical results. Hopefully, it'll be done by tomorrow. Amin Amin.

Well, apart from being a koala, I did alot of TV watching. Buruk eh. And I've got Jeeah as my TV-watching partner. More buruk! I'm going out soon with NanaEfen & the rest but it looks so gloomy outside. Eh jap, someone text me..

Nahhh.. panjang umurnya. Inda jadi drinking. Anyway.. where was I.. oh no, lupa udah. Haihhh..

Oh, I've been eyeing on this BUT it's sooo out of reach..

Ok, ladies and gentlemen.. this is the Cartier Charity Bracelet. Ok let me rephrase that, it's the Cartier LOVE Charity Bracelet. Huhu. Never forget the LOVE ;p Where's the love yoo?! Hehe. Anyhow, this charity bracelet was launced a year ago on the 'Declare your LOVE day' by Cartier. But I just found out about this bracelet. I'm loving it. My eyes are loving it. My heart is slowly loving it. So cana ni? I'll try my best to forget it (if I can) since it's out of reach. I don't think Ebay sell this. You think?

Bangunan kuning baru becat!

First and foremost, thanks to the weather for making me oh-so-comfortable in bed. Kalau bukan pasal mantoux test atu, I would still be in bed pulang ni. I was supposed to go at 7.45am but I texted my dad (who was downstairs having breakfast while I was still in bed) instead saying "Pa, karang saja ke Kiarong dalam kul 8.30am ah". That's how lazy I was. Huhu. Can you blame me? Nyamannn weather nya ahh. So I woke up around 7.30am (yes, it was still early). Sigh. And since I didn't know where the place is and my dad wasn't really sure pun, I called them up..

*dial number*
*ringing tone*
Man: Hello? (OK, kesalahan pertama. Kadai runcit kah be-hello-hello ani? Cubatah sabut nama tampat atu. Urang salah numbur kah, apakah. Hmph. Even skulah randah pun nyabut the place bila angkat telipun)
Me: Ani NTCC kah?
Man: Awu
Me: Kan betanya ah? Di mana tampat kita ani? Direction nya?
Man: Simpang bla bla bla--
Me: Umm, direction nya bah? Di mana kan?
Man: Liat saja bangunan warna kuning baru becat (Kesalahan kedua. Bulih??!!! Banyak kaliahh bangunan kuning di Kiarong atu and yes I do keep track on the buildings; either baru becat atau inda. Mana yang tekubak udah cat nya atau inda. Hmph. How was I suppose to know??!! Matiwahhh!!)
Me: Umm.. Di mana tu ah? (At that point, I could feel the marah-blood flows into my brain. Panas kepala rasanya)
Man: Arah tampat dialysis. Dialysis ground floor, kami tingkat dua (OK, kesalahan berapa ni? SERIOUSLYYY??!! Dude, I wanna know where the building is)
Me: Aahh bah (I seriously given up before I blew up)
Man: Liat saja, bangunan ani nampak ni dari jalan (Umm.. do you have to mention that?! Bangunan mana jua inda nampak dari jalan! Tantu jua jalan apa?!!)
Me: Bah. Terima kasih.

SERIOUSLY?!! SERIOUSLY KAH??! Banar-banar deh?! Or it is because of it's Monday and I'm doomed to have a bad morning? Haihhh.. Kalau tau tadi inda payah melipun. I was told to call them up kalau inda tau tampat.

Good thing my dad is an expert (eseh) when it comes to this. So we did found the place. Awu kuning banar ehh. Sama ada masih bau cat! Ertinya BARU BECAT!!! Ehhhhh, bikin marah saja.

And did I mention that mantoux test ani padas?? So, keep yourself free from tuberculosis. Karang paksa kamu ke bangunan kuning yang baru becat ah! No, I'm not saying that I have it. Nauzubillah. The diagnosis atu padas bah. So yeahh.. Untill then.. Panas kepala ani alum lagi turun.

Hmph.

It's a Sunday

This is the girl everyone's been talking about, Esmee!! Untung untung.. dapat hug sama Justin! Lain tia pulang. Hehe. So cana ni? Baik tah membuat video klip sendiri, menyanyi, lapas atu masukkan dalam youtube. Manatau si JT liat?! Dapat BONUS jua.. the hug! And and and Kelly Rowland loves her! Mana tau you get Beyonce to love you? So how dis? Membuat video klip tani? ;p



She does have this solid voice (though it's common) but lawaaaa. After listening to her version of 'what goes around', I actually went to google and search for the lyrics. Kan belagu bah. Hehe. Payah saja mun inda apal lyrics, kan? Huhu.

Anyhow, it's Sunday. But it doesn't feel like Sunday. There's something missing about this Sunday but I don't know what. Macam public holiday rasanya. I guess it's because of the royal wedding. You think? And oh, I finally watched Pirates last night. Siukk ehh. I wanna watch it again but I've got Shrek to think about. The thing is bilaaa baik ahh? And Pirates reminded me of Lord of the Rings. Nope, it's not because of Orlando Bloom, I think pasal the fighting scenes. Hmph, not sure about that. Maybe pasal ya trilogy?! THAT'S IT!! Pasal durang TRILOGY!! Bulih inda tepikir! Haihhh!

Abeday2u to Izati. Suku abad udah danggg~ Or you prefer 'Silver Jubilee'. Hehe. Enjoy your Sunday Birthday!!

Before I go, I shall leave you with this picture. It's long overdue but this picture never fails to crack me up. What's wrong with me? I seriously do not know. Enjoy your weekend ;)

Raddox Maddox Botox MANTOUX!!

I want a son name Raddox. Aii Raddox! Nama shower gel laki-laki tu. Why Raddox? Kan sama dangan Maddox bah. Angelina's son. I wanna dress my son like Maddox! With that mohawk haircut, army cargo, army necklace (tapi ukirannya wapak!), black singlet from BONDS and Dior's Aviator sunnies for toddlers. Huhu. Iatah Babu marahh tuuu. Hehe. Tapi kan, agat jua tu. Ragat bah with silent 'R'.

Let me fantasise more.. Jadinya I can have Pitt as my husband jua tu? Ummm.. I really don't mind. And wow, Rusty's sooo hot in Ocean's 13. Manis manis manisss~~ Kuat makan pun! Bilaa jua ya inda kuat makan. I'm loving that movie. It's better than 12. Eh tunggu, it's better than 11, I think. So, go watch!

Anyway, I went to see the doctor for my medical-check-up follow up and I reviewed my results. My good-cholesterol is slightly high. So, inda papa. And I'm quite happy with my blood results. Finally, it's normal! Selama ani inda normal? Bukan inda normal.. inda lurus saja. Huhu. And since I'll be working in the lab, I had to undergo a thorough test! Mantoux pun misti jua! So again, kana poke lagi. Poke: needle insertion bah. Haihhh, mana beranti. And just now I had a shot for influenza! Baik jua inda sakit. I reckon pasal kabal atu. Malar udah beinjik ani. Is like nating. Hmph. And this Monday, I have to do Mantoux again. Ada urang cakap sakit, ada urang cakap inda. Mana tah yang lurus ni?

Oh, abeday2u to Qura-Qura-tul!! Happy Birthday, Toi! We're all batches of old people now, huh? Marha! Don't mention it. Hehe. Hope you have a good one. Weekend lagi, so go celebrate!! Forget your books! Huhu. Mwah *hugs*

I'm audi 'cos I hungri..

What's with the number 3?

Ok, please observe these movies. What are the similarities?




Obviously the number 3!!! Why all 3rd part of these movies released on the same month? Eh no, same year? No... it doesn't sound right, but you know what I mean kan? Ertinya Fantastic 4 atu isn't supposed to be released this year bah tu. Patutnya they make the 2nd part last year and release the 3rd part this month! Gagas jua. Siapa tah director dulu ni? Hehe. To be honest, I haven't been catching the latest movies lately. InsyaAllah, I'll start tonight with Ocean's 13. So, Brad.. here I come! ;p

And oh, since I've been staying at home, inda kraja kaliah, I've been watching TV alot. Now I understand why most of my friends are now stuck to it. Pasal E! kan?!! Behantu channel atu eh. Kan begossipp ganya. NanaEfen even said that she felt like reading NW, watching that channel. So, terima kasih Astro! At least inda jua buruk banar di rumah ani. Other than that, I have to admit, I miss the lab. I kinda miss going to work. I miss the beach. Hopefully my so-called holiday won't last that long. Buntu utak ani lagi karang, inda cali tu.

Anypants, I shall leave you all here. And yay! I'm back to my blogging mood. Let's just hope that it'll last long ;)

Happy Belated!

This post is specially dedicated to Mammat! Sorry for the late-official-abeday2u-greetings.

Remember this? Masa jaman jahiliah ni. Masa kami damit. All the boys were busy watching the match but you were there ;) Thanksss, Mat! *sniff* That means alot to me..


Your special day!! Happy belated congratulations ;p


Those times at uni.. Well, that includes.. mengambil bus, 'begatal' di library, abusing our internet account (huhu), menunggu bus kan balik or or or ngambil security van (hehehe), ketinggalan bus, those rushing moments mengantar assignments. Damnnn.. obviously, you were my 'get smartahh' study partner.

Those hard times at home.. Behapa ni nah? Hehehe. Behapa tah inda membali lasung ahh. Ohh well.. Your hard work, helped me with my hopeless cooking. But nyaman jua bahhh. Sighh, I miss our bagaa times, skabetti times, pasta times, perancah times. HEP!! Tau tia urang. Hehehe.

Those crazy juling times. Mana mau branti kan. Biarrr yaaa~~ Mat, aku kana banned udah from duing it. Sighh.

And what's this? Jangan berantiiii 'peace' ani. Adang-adang tah nyelurukan jipun ani keh. And oh, this is Marhazwani and Mammat.

Mat, I couldn't get you helmet motor apa tah lagi the motor itself.. so yeah, and you wanted to pass your exams to graduate as your abeday2u present, right? Don't worry it's coming your way pretty soon. I know you can do it! ;) You're nothing like a brother to me :) I reckon pasal aku nada younger brother.. dat y!

Can't wait to see you again here. Get smartahhhh! You'll get thru this *hugs*